_This is how I entertain myself. _
Turdburger, for example. Please don't even think about what it means.
Turdmaster is another...
Turdhonor -- like your honor, heh.
Turdman -- a male person who is renowned for excellent stools.
Turdvillage -- a lovely retirement community.
Turdstool -- a place to sit when making a turd.
Turdwich -- a relative of turdburger.
Turdwurst -- Germans love turds too.
Turdenfraude -- wishing bad turds on other people.
Turdfurter -- the perfect companion for turdburgers.
Turds R Us -- toys for anal retentive kids.
Prince of Turds -- a great movie starring Barbra Streisand and Nick Nolte.