Monday October 29, 2018; 12:31 PM EDT
I name them all Turd-something
In Fallout Shelter, all my characters are Turds

_This is how I entertain myself. _

Turdburger, for example. Please don't even think about what it means.

Turdmaster is another...

Turdhonor -- like your honor, heh.

Turdman -- a male person who is renowned for excellent stools.

But wait there's more!

Turdvillage -- a lovely retirement community.

Turdstool -- a place to sit when making a turd.

Turdwich -- a relative of turdburger.

Turdwurst -- Germans love turds too.

Turdenfraude -- wishing bad turds on other people.

Turdfurter -- the perfect companion for turdburgers.

Turds R Us -- toys for anal retentive kids.

Prince of Turds -- a great movie starring Barbra Streisand and Nick Nolte.

Last update: Monday October 29, 2018; 8:53 PM EDT.